The question: How long can I go without a hairbrush?

It's been three days, or thereabouts, I believe. Three days, or thereabouts, without a hairbrush. I don't know what happened to the hairbrush. I had one once, less than a week ago: three days-ish.

I've tried using clips to brush my hair, but I've found my fingers are just as good. My hair reaches nearly my arse (I can't be bothered to get it cut) and brushing it is boring.What if I just stopped brushing my hair? Then people would think I was crazy. But if people think you're crazy you don't have to brush your hair, so win-win. But you also can't vote.

I wish I'd thought of this

http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/27/unstoppable/

Things I like

Hello

BOAT

Though the beatings had stopped, Gaz was apprehensive during a rare moment of tenderness.

A history of garages

I didn't know what to call my blog so I called it garage.

Didn't even capitalise it, neither. I wanted to differentiate it from a real garage. (This is not a real garage. If you need a real garage you'll have to go to a garage because I cannot help you and your garage-based needs.)

We all have needs. Perhaps you need a garage.

I don't, though.

I didn't know what to call my blog so I called it garage.

Garage was the name of my first fish. (I didn't know what to call my fish so I called it garage.) I was about four years old and the last thing I saw (before the fish) was a garage, so I called the fish garage.

This is how all names started. Even Steve.